If you are not cheating then you are 1 in a billion people out there (ok that's exaggerating). How do people get attracted to others when they are married or already in a relationship? Beats me. However, I believe it can happen. Can you eat Vanilla ice cream everyday for the rest of your life? Nope, you will eventually switch to Strawberries or Chocolates. I know people (married and non) who have occasionally taken this road to perdition and do so without remorse.
Look if you know you can’t hold your pants down for only one woman/man, why in the freaking place get hooked up? As always men believe that its their instinct to hunt while women just stay in caves waiting to prepare the meal. Well wake up and smell the Channel No. 5 because women are no longer sitting and waiting in their caves but speaking to developers, converting them into high end neighbourhoods and starting a catering a business on the side while the Neanderthals we call men are living in delusion.
I googled how to have an affair and to my utter horror, there’s more than 16 pages dedicated to how to cheat on your spouse without getting caught.
So let’s have a bit of fun on what we can do to theses cheating dickheads, I wouldn’t suggest killing them as that would end the thrill a bit too soon, we need to make them suffer just a little bit (understatement of the year)
Max out their credit cards
Burn all their expensive clothes
Sell their prized possessions for 5 dollars
Scratch their cars
Pour water into their petrol tank
Paint their windshields black
Send a message on the radio or facebook
Leave termites in the house
Stuff fresh prawns under the bed so the rotting smell is enough for them to feel nausea
Send nasty pictures of him to his office mates or load it up on facebook and tag him to it
Well, feel free to send in more punishments if you have any creative ones
The author wishes to acknowledge that as much as there’s jerks out there cheating on their partners, there’s also women who are doing the same with no guilt
Impressive...but you still missed out on the most important point, the solution..simple...Just Don't get hooked up with a Jerk!!...watch your steps and his as well!!...and make sure ask ur mum before giving in...prevention has always been the better way...
ReplyDeletehmm...i can see from this blog,its all about how stupid man can be - indirectly?=))
ReplyDeletecheers Deep!
hahaha...i like shaman's post. Like a real shaman's word. hehehe.....
ReplyDeleteYou have been burned, Haven't you?
ReplyDeleteLuckily i went out with saints, but doesn't hurt to take a piss out of a man once in a while :)
ReplyDeleterhinoceros choose their partners and stay with them for the rest of their life - source: movie Spanish Apartment (French)
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to say loyalty only happens in the animal world? Alas, we have lost hope then
ReplyDeleteUmm... what if it is the women who are cheating?
ReplyDeleteWell, this blog is meant to be bias towards men, we'll spare the women for now :)
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